randyliedtke:

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

(via an-indirect-letter)

pyrosmiley:

Elastic Heart || Sia (feat. The Weeknd & Diplo)

an-indirect-letter:

my-wanton-self:

cranniesinmybrain:

doctorofdragons:

crazyqueerclassicist:

parfua:

Cutting board + Weighing scale IN ONE! 

*science boner intensifies*



omfg yes please.

Yes. Yes. Yes! Oh god/flying spaghetti monster, yes!

yes.
i know of a demographic outside the cuisinekids that would love this.

an-indirect-letter:

my-wanton-self:

cranniesinmybrain:

doctorofdragons:

crazyqueerclassicist:

parfua:

Cutting board + Weighing scale IN ONE! 

*science boner intensifies*

omfg yes please.

Yes. Yes. Yes! Oh god/flying spaghetti monster, yes!

yes.

i know of a demographic outside the cuisinekids that would love this.

navillus-nylamme:

WHERE CAN I FIND?

(Source: lustik, via an-indirect-letter)

cucumberbatchin:

Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually read it and I won’t be able to focus at all and it pains me so much.

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via hungry-for-books)

yeahwriters:

buzzfeed:

“There once was a gorilla that fell for a giraffe, she surprised him by how much she could make him laugh.” This awesome guy proposed to his girlfriend with a book he wrote and had illustrated.

Hey. Hey future husband, wherever you are: This^

cass-get-out-of-my-ass:

larryslove:

I will always love this

i don’t even watch the show and i pee myself laughing whenever i see this

(Source: ohmyshows, via ledaturl)

leopardodicaprio:

hannibaldancy:

bopsterjazz:

anjull:

some one put the best vines together and yah it’s really cool

and sorry to disappoint some people, the girl with the huge boobs doesn’t actually show up in the video :p

I’m so glad the girl with the giant boobs didn’t turn me off of watching this video. 

i want historians of the future to see only this video of our generation 

Im watching this while everyone is asleep and i tell you what ITS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH AT THIS

(via somethingwittycleverandfunny)

awkwardsituationist:

umbrella sky project by sextafeira produgues in agueda, portugal. 

(via somethingwittycleverandfunny)

Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things—they save you.

 Chuck Palahniuk. (via harrystylesno)

(Source: suiicune, via howlinheart)

in-the-margins:

this old comic gets more relevant with each passing day.

in-the-margins:

this old comic gets more relevant with each passing day.

(via somethingwittycleverandfunny)

porkskins:

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

(via howlinheart)

journeychen:

Reblogging again cause this is just perfect.

(via lnhrtdssss-deactivated20140101)